Crace△Mountain Productions Presents Film Noir Vaudeville

WARNING

!!THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!

Attention femme fatales with elegant wit and alcoholic men with fedoras, the smoke shows are hosting another Crace△Mountain Production. These deep-chain smoking baritone dames are skipping town ya scum buckets, THIS PAGENT WILL BE OUR LAST. So come pour yourself some hooch and leave your slugs and roscoe’s at home.

There will be bleak subject matter and a somber downbeat tone. Dark and claustrophobic alleyways of street lampposts will linger through your twisted imagination. We invite you cats and kittens to only dress in black and white equipped with brimmed hats, shades to hide your crook eyes, gloves to hide your finger prints and your weapon of choice all while smoking a cigarette.

We will be featuring burlesque performances, spoken word, light shows, smoky skits, rounded tits, murder, private detectives and mystery of course.

During intermission we will have a noir noise display full of unusual, mysterious misters dressed in trench coats.

12 cabbages if you’re dressed in stylish black and white attire.
15 cabbages if you are a drag.

Doors open at 8pm, the thrill commences at 9pm locked and loaded.

If you are hoping to show your goods, message the dames while spots are still available.

cracemountain@gmail.com
cracemtn.wordpress.com

Thursday, May 1st, 2014 @ The Cambie in Nanaimo

Film Noir Poster

The Electric Dates Music Review

From the radio static riffs of Preacher Katie:

The grungy, raw, radio static riffs of The Electric Dates red lip-sticked blushes will reverb your airwaves in less than 20 minutes. Their constant hip-swinging beat will make you get down on your hands and knees and worship the original artyfacts. The catchy, garage-psych whitecaps of “Flat Tire” will transport you to the time when your smelly, red velvet van broke down on the side of the road while you were on the way to a gig. Mattie Chelsea’s dominant duality of masculine/feminine sliding/grinding on “Barneymugging” will bring back nostalgic, noise-filled memories of your mom’s garage.

Crace△Mountain Productions Presents Fairyesque

Calling all servants, yeomen, freemen, peasants, nobles and knights, princes and princess’, Kings and Queens of all decedents. We are also welcoming those of elves, goblins, trolls, giants, dragons, gnomes and bogeyman ancestry. A night of enchanted disbelief of the bizarre awaits the wicked. 

You are cordially invited to Crace△Mountain’s Theatre Production of Fairyesque. Fables, folktales, and of course fairytales that will be enchanting the howls of burlesque. Bring your crystal balls, hump backs and dreams. 

This Grimm production will feature burlesque performances, live music, beasts and beauties as well as a cauldron full of magic potion to bewitch in.

The big bad wolf is inviting you to once again to dress in your finest mystical and mythical finery. 

12 gold shillings with a costume, 15 silver shillings without. Doors open at 8, the mesmerizing land of tales begins at 10.

The lionesses are still accepting auditions. So don’t hesitate, join us down the rabbit hole. 

cracemountain@gmail.com
https://cracemtn.wordpress.com/

Fairytale Burlesque Poster

CHLY Radio Presents The 80th Action, Colliding Canyons, Noose Tree; The Hanged Man @ The Globe Headquarters

 

The 80th Action will be back in action for a very happy holiday treat at the CHLY Global Headquarters! Come out and move around because…how often do these guys play?!

http://the80thaction.bandcamp.com/

Joining them will be:

Crace Mountains’ Finest COLLIDING CANYONS: http://collidingcanyons.bandcamp.com/

The very talented Alex Hicks and her SWEET BOX

The melodic misadventurers of folk punk duo NOOSE TREE; THE HANGED MAN: http://noosetreethehangedman.bandcamp.com/

$5 at the door!
TIME: TBA!

The Globe Headquarters

Crace△Mountain’s Theatre Production

Here is a glimpse of the shenanigans that Crace Mountain hosted during our Circus Burlesque and Other Delights event. We were extremely pleased with the enthusiasm and support, it seems Nanaimo is in dire need of more interactive entertainment? Hold on to your top hats ladies and gentlemen, there is more where that came from…

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Crace△Mountain Presents Circus Burlesque And Other Delights…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all Ages. Ever seen a three tity lizard? How about a monkey shedding its skin? Come one, come all to the most extravagant extravagancy the human eye can behold. For all you freaks and pickled punks, a bizarre evening awaits you…

Only the world’s finest bally broads and bally gents will be performing their sexiest for your ghastly entertainment. This Flea Bag show will feature burlesque dancers, live local music, ferocious felines, jugglers, acrobats, all dressed in full regalia for the audience’s sick pleasure.

The ringmaster is inviting you to dress in your finest finery for this delightful twilight:
12 alplahas at the door or 10 alplahas if your are embellished

The most alluring costumes will win a free drink. Don’t make the ringmaster crack his whip now you hear…

Doors will reveal at 8pm and the greatest show on earth will begin at 9pm

STILL SEEKING PERFORMERS
Enquire if you so desire: cracemountain@gmail.com

Most performances will be amateur, but don’t let that stick your nose up in the air, we guarantee a night you will remember.

Circus Burlesque Poster

Circus Burlesque Poster